We get it. Life's busy.
The 'Do Nothing' option
No awkward first sessions. No nerves. No sweaty palms. Just the same shy kid at the back of the room.
If someone bigger wants their spot, they move. If someone pushes, they take it. No skills to change the story.
No need to learn names, share space, or figure out how to look someone in the eye when you shake their hand.
Shoes still dumped by the door. Homework still a nightly battle. ‘In a minute’ still meaning never.
£0/month
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Shy kid status: preserved
No awkward first session to survive.
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Hope-based self-defence
A plan that relies on it never coming up.
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Algorithm-selected friendships
Made for them, by a feed.
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Current discipline levels: unchanged
Exactly as they are today.
